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- Merry Christmas (I Assume I Hate You) – Paloma Religion and Josh Weller
- Xmas Shoot Your Eye Out – Fall Out Boy
- It’s Not Christmas Til Any person Cries – Carly Rae Jepsen
- I Gained’t Be Residence For Christmas – Blink 182
- December Is For Cynics – The Matches
- The Night time Santa Went Loopy – Bizarre Al Yankovic
- Merry Christmas, Kiss My A** – All Time Low
Sick of Christmas? We’ve received the playlist for you (Image: Rex)
Christmas is right here and the annual overplaying of festive classics from Mariah Carey and Wham! is again with a bang – however we’re going to have a good time those that think about themselves a bit of a Grinch.
As a result of let’s face it, whereas there’s so much to like about Christmas, you’re mendacity if there isn’t a few downsides to it – together with the annual combat, possibly breaking apart with a boyfriend/girlfriend, or usually simply not entering into the festive spirit.
So, we at Metro.co.uk wish to be sure these not fairly feeling the vacation season don’t really feel unnoticed, with the anti-Christmas jams that you may play to your coronary heart’s content material.
Embrace your interior Scrooge, of us! Why the hell not?!
Right here’s among the finest Christmas tracks for individuals who don’t truly like Christmas.
(Warning: A few of these could comprise swearing.)
Merry Christmas (I Assume I Hate You) – Paloma Religion and Josh Weller
A little bit of a throwback for Paloma Religion, who alongside Josh Weller carried out a tune devoted to breaking apart along with your different half within the midst of the vacations.
Naturally, issues quickly descend into chaos because the break up will get bitter, uncovering all the things that was unsuitable with their relationship up till this level.
And it’s all achieved to such a catchy tune as effectively!
Xmas Shoot Your Eye Out – Fall Out Boy
Xmas Shoot Your Eye Out is devoted to the folks attempting to recover from that one particular person they by no means actually had within the first place.
Celebrating the tip of a romance, the bitter sing-song has singer Patrick Stump declare he doesn’t need his cherished one again, and praying she’s depressing with out him.
Ah, younger love.
It’s Not Christmas Til Any person Cries – Carly Rae Jepsen
The latest addition to our checklist, Carly Rae has delivered the final word dedication to the largest household custom – having a combat.
Whether or not it’s speaking politics, feeding vegans fish and the household youngsters questioning how Santa works.
There’ll be one thing so that you can relate to on this, we assure.
I Gained’t Be Residence For Christmas – Blink 182
You’ve received to provide it to Blink-182, they know find out how to paint a really clear story by their songs.
I Gained’t Be Residence For Christmas sees a person wreck his and his girlfriend’s vacation season by being pushed to violence by carol singers.
‘So I stand with a useless smile on my face // Questioning how a lot of my time they’ll waste // Oh god, I hate these Devil’s helpers,’ Mark Hoppus sings.
He finally will get arrested after chasing them down the road with a baseball bat.
December Is For Cynics – The Matches
December Is For Cynics is devoted to those that assume they’re too cool for Christmas and due to this fact embrace their full interior hipster.
Mocking these sporting jumpers whereas sporting sun shades in the midst of winter, The Matches pitch the thought of listening to vinyls, ordering take out and hibernating away from the chilly as a substitute.
Which truly doesn’t sounds that unhealthy, if the folks they had been singing about weren’t so insufferably smug about it.
The Night time Santa Went Loopy – Bizarre Al Yankovic
This tune is simply plain bonkers actually – with Santa Claus cracking beneath the stress of getting all of the presents out and as a substitute going ‘Full Rambo’ in his Grotto.
Like, dang, Santa, it’s good to relax a bit.
Traumatising the reindeers and the household, Bizarre Al declares: ‘Vixen’s in remedy, and Donner’s nonetheless nervous.
‘And the elves all received jobs working for the postal service.’
Merry Christmas, Kiss My A** – All Time Low
One other tune a couple of bitter break-up, this one is a punk-rock jam celebrating the tip of a 12 months lengthy relationship and pretending to be over it (whenever you’re clearly not.)
Being on the unsuitable finish of a break-up is rarely enjoyable, however no less than if you happen to’re breaking apart with somebody it’s no less than going to occur.
However to be blindsided and dumped at Christmas?! That’s simply chilly, man.
So All Time Low have created a observe to completely embrace that feeling – principally, you may kiss their a**.
And sometimes, it’s a licensed banger.