Nial was despatched a survey from a lady he noticed casually (Image: Nial Moran/Deadline Information)
Scholar Niall Moran from Perranporth, Cornwall, was left surprised after receiving an ‘exit survey’ from a lady he was casually seeing.
The College of Tub scholar took to social media to share the post-coital survey, which requested him to fee his expertise.
The 22-year-old posted screenshots from the quiz, which featured a mix of scores and written responses.
The survey begins with: ‘Thanks for the shag, now fee the expertise. Thanks.’
The primary query asks: ‘How engaging did you discover Lily?’ with one choice being
‘ew what was I considering?’ whereas ten is the same as ‘wow wow wow.’
Subsequent questions embody: ‘What’s Lily’s greatest function (it’s okay to objectify me right here by the best way)’ and ‘How would you fee the intercourse?’.
The ultimate query asks: ‘By the best way, what’s your identify (don’t depart if you happen to don’t wish to)’.
Lily, 23, made this survey for her companions to fee her (Image: Nial Moran/Deadline Information)
Niall shared the pictures on Twitter, joking: ‘Can’t imagine I slept with a psychopath’.
Since posting, Niall’s tweet has been favored greater than 30,000 occasions and left social media customers in stitches.
Nevertheless, Lily replied with a photograph of a bouquet of flowers, regarded as from Niall, and mentioned: ‘He do be simping though’ (meaning he’s thirsty for her).
‘Over the past 10 months she used to message me masses however I unfriended her and advised her I needed to recover from her as she led me on,’ Nial defined.
Nial wasn’t impressed with the questions (Image: Nial Moran/Deadline Information)
‘She then sends me the intercourse survey and I used to be like “what the hell?”, so posted it on Twitter with out revealing her id as I respect her privateness.
‘She replies for the clout and tries to name me a simp for purchasing her a Christmas current.
‘After she despatched me the survey I blocked her and immediately screenshot it.’
Niall continued: ‘A number of ladies had been calling her a queen with out understanding the context. And many my buddies that know me had been fast to defend me.
‘However the majority discovered it humorous which is at all times a response I welcome because the world doesn’t have sufficient humour this 12 months.’
There are worse issues to obtain from an ex.
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