A donut is the perfection of the universe embodied – it’s yummy, it’s round, it has a hole right in the middle, and it is inherently adorable. How could you not be enticed to eat one when it’s staring right at you with its colorful glaze, confetti of sprinkles, and seduces you with the warmest aromas known to humankind? Hands down, a donut is the most glorious invention in the bakery field. Well, maybe except for sliced bread. So, to honor our beloved delicacy, we are dedicating this post to donut puns! We promise you that these puns are so adorable, they will leave you craving for this heavenly-tasting oily chunk of dough like never before.
Not only are donuts tasty but they are also somewhat of a pop culture icon, too. For instance, can you think of a movie showing police officers eating, say, croissants? That would be inconceivable! Or how about Homer and his obsession with this sweet, sweet confection? He wouldn’t be the Homer that we love without it. Donuts are ingrained in our culture and lives, just as much as anything else. With donuts, though, they are also sweeter than honey and more beautiful than a sunrise over the Caribbean sea. And for such an exceptional item, adorable puns are a must; how else would we express our gratitude?
As you’re about to see, these puns are just like the donuts themselves – some are sweet, quite a few are plain delightful, and a couple are dedicated to connoisseurs only. So, a donut and a corresponding pun for everyone’s taste! So, just a few sprinkles below, you’ll find our selection of only the best puns aimed at these glorious buns. Don’t forget to give your vote for the tastiest and share this article with your sugar-loving friends!
Taekwon-dough – donut martial arts.
Why did the donut go to the dentist? To get a filling.
What’s the healthiest part of a donut? The middle.
What did an angry donut say to his wife? Donut talk to me.
Why couldn’t the donut reach enlightenment? Because it was already holy.
Don’t worry about aging donuts—they’re just going through a-dough-lescence.
I allow myself only one donut per year. This morning I had 433 B.C., 1731, and 1952.
Ever heard of French Donuts? They’re the Beigne of my existence.
What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day? I’m not really sure; it glazed over that part.
Why did the donut go to a therapist? He felt empty inside.
What’s the National Donut Day theme song? “Donut Stop Believing.”
What happened to the renegade donuts? They went down in a glaze of glory.
Do or donut, there is no try.
Donut love a donut? How sad!
You have to either do it or donut do it, there is no in-between.
What would one donut say to the other? Well, I donut care!
I donut understand anything about puns.
Donuts started taking therapy because they thought that something is missing and never felt hole enough.
Even though you are old but you definitely donut look like it.
Why do donuts make terrible teachers? They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
Donut go breaking my heart (I couldn’t if I fried).
Donut worry about a thing.
Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.
This donut is jellyvision-worthy.
What do you call a pastry that is a priest? A Holy Donut!
What do you call a cute donut? A-dough-able.
What do you call uncivilized donuts? Bavarians.
Why do golfers love donuts? Always a hole-in-one!
What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial? Anecdoughtal evidence.
Why did the donut go to the doctor? He was feeling crumby.
What do donuts wear to weddings? Tuxedoughs!
Why do donuts hate puns so much? They donut like to joke around!
What is a donut’s favorite day of the week? Fry-day.
I’m donuts about you!
Donut you, forget about me.
Donut you think I’m cute?
How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner? Jam-packed!
Bagels and donuts are the same thing. I donut see a difference.
Someone sent me a donut in an email. It was a e-clair.
Hole-land – where Dutch donuts come from.
Please donut mind if I have done something wrong.
Perhaps you donut have any idea about my love for you.
The favorite drink of a donut is hole-y water!
I donut feel complete when you are not there.
What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby? “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
What do you call an underwater Dunken Donuts? Sunken Donuts.
Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot? The Sahara dessert!
What are strange donuts made out of? Weird-doughs.
What kind of donuts can fly? The plain ones.
What type of window do donuts prefer in their homes? Double glazed.
What do you call it when you order the same donut every day? A do-rut!
How can you spot a fashionista donut? They’re into all the latest glazes.
It’s your birthday; let’s donuts!
You’re driving me donuts!
I’m so jelly you have donuts.
Donuts love to watch jelly-vision.
A donut’s circle of trust.
You must love the weekend. Donut you?
Always go and get it. Donut stop yourself.
Miss the scene? You donut want that!
Sometimes the donuts feel empty from the inside.
Donut go. It breaks my heart.
Please donut bother me while I am working.
Please donut refuse my proposal.
Donut touch my phone without permission.